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Seder Time (Mickey Mouse Club)

                                 Lyrics: Stan Beiner
Now’s the time to seder bye
To all the shtick and groans
N-I-R-T-Z-A  It’s time to take it home.

Hey there. Hi, there. Ho, there
We’re as happy as can be
We ate the roast and had four toasts
Enjoyed the company


Say Shalom!  Say Shalom!
Forever let us hold our banner high
Chai! Chai! Chai! Chai!

Come along and sing a song
To show that we are free!
N I R (aren’t you glad you showed)
T Z A (Hey- next year in Jerusalem)
It’s time to take it home.






It’s a Cruel World (It’s a Small World)

                                                 Lyrics: Stan Beiner
It’s A Cruel World After All (3x)
It’s  A Cruel Cruel World

There are bricks to bake that are made of clay
And they have us working both night and day
There’s No vacation time for a lowly slave
It’s  A Cruel Cruel World


Lamb Yuch Crunch (Do Re Mi)
                       Lyrics: Stan Beiner
Let's start with the very basics
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with A B C
With Pesach you have to remember three

Lamb, a pesach sacrifice
Yuch, the maror makes me tear 
Crunch goes matzah down the hatch  
Symbols that we hold so dear
Make a sandwich it’s such fun
Then we eat when Korech’s done
Charoset helps it all go down
That will bring us back to... (2x)


Lamb yuch crunch yum

With the symbols you can show
You know all there is to know

REVENGE OF THE SHEPHERD

STARS WARS SEDER SONGS  2016


The Lonely Shepherd  (The Lonely Goatheard)
                             Lyrics: Stan Beiner
High on a hill was a lonely shepherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Seeking a goat that was lost and wayward
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Followed the trail of the little goat terds
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Scooped up the kid but came a voice heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay

Moses was scared by a bush on fire
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
He knew that this was a power higher
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Moses , it’s time for a revelation
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Go back home to free our nation
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay


Pharoah was cold to requests that he heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Freeing the slaves was a thought quite absurd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Soon came the plagues and the final curtain
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Israel went out with a future certain
[Maria and the Children:]
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay

Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl layHOO!


The Sound of Matzoh (The Sound of Music)
                                       Lyrics: Stan Beiner
Pesach’s alive with the sound of matzah
A food we’ve endured for a thousand years
The crumbs fill my tum’ with the sound of matzah
The crunch is a sound that my stomach cheers

My bowels wants to scream with the matzoh’s weight
That cries for relief eight days
I pray for a way to endure what may
Block all four arteries

To laugh like a slave when he’s free
And goes over sand on his way
To bake through the night
And not With the leaven ...we say

The seder is done to remember freedom
We know we will hear what we've heard before
Our hearts will be blessed with the sound of matzah
And we shall be free and endure  

AN ODE TO OUR HEROES:

MOSES, MIRIAM, AND AARON
(TUNE – WIND BENEATH MY WINGS-ABBREVIATED)

by: Stan Beiner
To: Moses
Soloist
So you were the one with all the power,
And you were the one who set us free.
A mystery prince without a name - for so long.
A insecure smile to hide the pain.

Seder Choir
Did you ever know that you're our hero,
In spite of the rage and stuttering
We are now free just like an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath our wings.

To: Miriam
Soloist
And you were the hope of all the people
You danced with the women at the sea
Devoted sister who sat beside- the river
A hero in every single way

Seder Choir
Did you ever know that you're our hero?
 A little racist and gossipy.
But you’re our woman in the story
So you are the wind beneath our wings.


To: Aaron       
                        

Soloist
And You were that guy who did all the talking
You led from behind with modesty
The man who gave us oh so many - holy wows
Who pursued peace in every way.

Seder Choir
Did you ever know that you're our hero?
Despite that messed up golden calf
Yet you had those nifty golden threads
And you are the wind beneath my wings. 

RISE RISE UP (To Twinkle Twinkle)
by:Stan Beiner
Rise Up Rise Up, Hebrew Slaves
Now’s the time, you’re being saved
Grab your stuff it’s time to go
Listen to the Shepherd Moe
Rise Up Rise Up Hebrew Slaves
Now’s the time, you’re being saved

by: Stan Beiner

 

High Hopes
by: Stan Beiner


Once there was a girl with great guile
Slipped her brother into the Nile
Everyone knows the babe won’t make it out to the sea
But she had high hopes, she had high hopes
She had high matzoh pie in the sky hopes
So anytime you’re feeling bad, very very sad

Just remember Miryam
Oops that babe is going to the palace
Oops that babe is going to the palace
Oops the babe is going to be palace right now.

Once there was a shepherd named Mo
Said to Pharoah Let Them All Go
Everyone knows you just can’t tell a king what to do
But he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high matzah pie in the sky hopes
So anytime you’re feeling bad, very very sad

Just remember good Mo.
Oops there goes, the whole Hebrew nation now
Oops there goes the whole Hebrew nation now
Oops there goes the while Hebrew nation right now.

Once there stood a brave former slave
Looked out over all of the waves
Everyone knows you can’t just walk out into the sea
But he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high matzah pie in the sky hopes
So anytime you’re feeling bad, very very sad
Just remember Nachshon
Oops the sea has suddenly parted
Oops the sea has suddenly parted
Oops the sea has suddenly parted right now

Sound of Matzah Seder 2015

Sunshine of My Life
by Stan Beiner


Matzah is the mortar of our lives
That’s why it always sticks around
Matzah is the mortar of our lives…
Forever sticks while going down

We feel like this is the beginning,
Though Pesach always comes each year,
And if we thought there’d be no seder,
We'd find ourselves drowning in our own tears, whoa oh oh ah


Maror is the essence of our lives,
That's why we need it for a cry-yi, mmm mmm yeah yeah
Maror is the essence of our lives.
Forever we’ll remember tears

You must have known that we were hurting,
Because You came to our rescue,
Pesach, Matzoh, and the Marror
With these three we’ll never lose
Whoa oh oh oh


Matzoh’s the sunshine of our lives, yeah,
Pesach’s why we  stay around,
Marror gets us in our eyes
Forever seder’s  in our heart.
By: Stan Beiner


To: Here Comes the Sun

Verses:Stan Beiner

Here comes freedom, here comes freedom
And God knows it's all right
Hebrew nation, it's been a long long time of waiting
Hebrew nation, it feels like years anticipating

Here comes freedom, here comes freedom
And God knows it's all right

Hebrew nation, the smiles returning to the faces
Hebrew nation, it seems like years in such bad places 
Here comes freedom, here comes freedom
And God knows it's all right

Ra, Ra, Ra here it comes
Ra,Ra Ra, here it comes
Ra, Ra, Ra here it comes
Ra, Ra, Ra, here it comes
Ra,Ra, Ra, here it comes

Hebrew nation, It feels like one big great elation
Hebrew nation, we’re going to build a great sensation
Here comes freedom, here comes freedom
And God knows it's all right




 

2017 Superhero Seder Songs

NACHSHON- THE JEWISH AQUAMAN
(sung to the Spiderman Theme Song)

Nachshonman, Nachshonman
Bravely into the sea he swam
Has no fear, he has God
Doesn’t wait for Moshe’s rod
Wade Out…Here comes Nachshonman

Is he brave? Is he free?
He just walked into the sea
Didn’t wait for a sign
He just knew he’d be fine

Hooray…Our Jewish Aquaman


​by Stan Beiner